Mike Lake (Edmonton—Mill Woods—Beaumont, CPC):
As for the opposition leader's now famous dog named Kyoto, my seven year old daughter could name every one of her stuffed animals A-plus, but she would still have to take responsibility if she earned an F on her report card.
(Narrowly beats out this:
Ken Dryden (York Centre, Lib.) :
Mr. Speaker, last night was a very special night that I can only wish for everyone some day in their own way.)
Dryden's number was retired by the Canadiens last night.