Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Fun with Figgers

You thought Mexico was dangerous?
Scaremongers have crunched the numbers and declared Australia unsafe.
Look at those numbers carefully. Car accidents. Heart attacks. Other natural causes.
Some drownings. One freak death caused by a jellyfish sting. Crikey!
There's talk of crocs eating tourists. How many examples of tourists actually crunched by crocs? None. Crikey!
And, by the way, Koala bears can give you a nasty bite or scratch.
"A wombat can knock you over." Crikey!
Small wonder people don't take journalists seriously anymore.
Aussie park rangers seem pretty silly, too.

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