Wednesday, March 05, 2008

'Splainin' to do

My blog made the Toronto Life blog page, which is cool. (Hat tip to Kinsella)
Trust me, John Tory has unleashed the asshole within. That's why he's Leader of the Opposition, not Premier.
Now, the reason why I didn't mention John Tory in my post on assholes in politics is that John Tory has never been elected Premier or Prime Minister. If Tory had not chewed off his own head last fall and had been elected Premier, I would have described him as "born with silver spoon in his mouth asshole". Now, should I stoop to mention him at all, I'd say he's a "rich kid asshole who couldn't get elected mayor of Toronto or Premier and kind of reminds me of Wile E. Coyote". But I won't bother.

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