Monday, September 08, 2008

From our "what ever happened to..." files

Not OJ. We know where he is this week: on trial in Vegas for numerous felonies and praying that karma is not such a bitch.
Today's lost sheep is Gary Coleman, mutant former actor, bankrupt, professional wrestler, security guard, and candidate for Governor of California, now involved in vehicular assault on bowling patrons.
Sometimes, Gary, OD'ing at the height of your fame or cashing your own check, as per Hervé Villechaize, is not such a bad idea.

HT National Newswatch

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