Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Toronto Star on "Wife Spanking"

I guess times have changed. At least I hope so. I came across this while doing some research on Holy Joe Atkinson, the creator of the modern incarnation of the Toronto Star:

Toronto Star editorial, March 1, 1938 

The Spanking of Wives

Husbands and wives in every part of the American continent and possibly throughout the world, have been intrigued by news from Winnipeg that a man in that city had been convicted for assault for spanking his wife and a year’s sentence suspended over his head. The unfortunate husband may have been influenced by news reports to the effect that in other communities had commended he-men for administering chastisement that the court considered to be well-deserved. Everyone will agree that the uncertainty of justice towards such a matter constitutes a grave domestic problem in the nine provinces of confederation that has its counterpart in other countries. Most decidedly, it is unfair that the authorities should leave husbands in doubt about the extent of their marital rights, privileges and responsibilities.

In this particular case at Winnipeg the husband may have been indiscreet. He resorted to corporal punishment to break his wife of the smoking habit. Now as everyone knows that habit has become fashionable among women and as prim and proper a woman as the Queen Mother smokes an occasional cigarette. Thus the Winnipeg man was a decade or two late. The time for husbands to spank their wives for smoking passed a long time ago, if ever they were to set themselves against the practice, before the habit became accepted as a matter of course.

A lone man, setting himself against the customs of his times, plainly invited disaster. He should have known that his fellows had capitulated without reserve and that he could expect no aid or empathy from that quarter and at the best only surreptitious sympathy from a few. As likely as not the majority of men-folk would explain that they were too broad-minded to object when, in reality, they lacked the courage.

Thousands of years ago, a king who was befuddled with wine sent for his royal consort to dance in semi-nakedness before his boon companions. The queen, to her everlasting credit, declined to obey his majesty’s command. The men-folk were thrown into consternation by the queen’s disobedience and decided that their lives would not be worth living of the example set by the queen went unpunished. So a new queen was chosen, and every husband breathed more easily. The men of today are not so tough nor so arrogant. They would not relish the prospect of a war between the sexes. Has not the League of Nations proved that sanctions are a thing of the past?    

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Today in Free Speech, Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV34ILvv3fc

Old, but still lots of fun. And Kinselllout still works for them.

Meanwhile, the classless Lilley, who's never broken a big story in his life, attacks Glen McGregor's recently-deceased mother. All class, Brian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=NaGF1sZWH1I




Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Rob Snow, Master of Business

Rob Snow is one of the right-wing experts on all things financial employed by Ottawa's exquisitely lame CFRA radio station. When he's not hectoring the Government of Canada, the Government of Ontario and the City of Ottawa about their financial management, he's railing about the follies of the Greek, Italian and Spanish governments, and their big bank bailouts.
He's the host of CFRA's Business at Night. And he's the frequent interrupter of CFRA money markets commentator John Budden.
Perhaps Snow learned financial management the hard way. Seems he's had his own brush with insolvency.
Records of the Office of the Superintendent of Bankruptcy Canada (File 33-1235131) show Robert Lowell Snow declared bankruptcy  on July 20, 2009, with assets of $3 and liabilities of $54,251.
His assets included $1 equity in his leased truck, which features prominently among his Facebook photos.
Snow owed the Bank of Nova Scotia $8200 in bank loans and $35,250 on a line of credit. He owed $6,000 to CIBC, $1500 to the McGrath Brothers collection agency, $1300 to MoneyMart and $2000 to Wells Fargo.
Snow blamed his bankruptcy on over extension of credit and illness.

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Pimping in the Streets of Ottawa

Well, I’ll be a dirty bird.
Roll me in eleven herbs and spices and call me Kentucky Fried. I’m shocked and appalled. Outraged. Think of the kids.
I think I’m getting ahead of myself.
Last week, people on Parliament Hill and the handful of viewers of Stunned News were subjected to the moral outrage of Sun TV staffers spewing spittle on their camera lenses because the CBC was peddling soft-core porn on a Radio-Canada web site.
Seems Radio-Canada had a partnership deal with an outfit in France to produce a soft-core romp comedy called Hard, which centres on some chump who inherits a porn magazine business. Sun denounced the entire CBC and trashed them for using taxpayers’ money for smut that’s posted for easy viewing by your kids and mine.
I’m very happy that the Sun folks troll the Internet looking for porn. I know there is some out there, so I am always glad when someone takes the bullet for me and warns me off smut sites. I’m sure my adolescent children don’t look at porn on the Internet, but that could change. Thanks, Sun TV, for looking out for them.
My gratitude turned to rage when I picked up a free copy of the Ottawa Sun, mere blocks from one of the city’s high schools. Left in a coffee shop for anyone to pick up, this newspaper had (except for some World Cup skiing results),a page of ads for actual prostitutes.
Not softcore porn.
Not hardcore porn.
Actual sweating, grunting, rutting whores who are eager to seduce our young people and break up our families.
And it gets worse. (I’ll get to that later.)
Let’s see what’s on offer in the Sun’s classifieds.
There’s the gay cruiseline. Nothing wrong with that, but I don’t want my six-year-old to read it. And an ad for Shemale Suzy Hung. Not sure what’s going on there, but it looks too complicated for me to figure out over just one coffee.
There’s the eager Mistress Whitney, offering “Exp’d Dom & Fantasy” which sounds vaguely Italian. And one ad had the heading GRAND OPENING, which is not only suggestive but rather daunting.
You can get take-out or eat in. You can bring your spouse, or two people can come to your house. You can get girls whose parents can’t spell, people like Katerine, Lany, Jordyn and Ashlyn.
Here’s where it gets worse. Some of these vermin are actually hiring.
Yes, the Ottawa Sun is engaged in a campaign to lure our daughters, our wives, our sisters, our mothers, and maybe our little brothers, into a life of whoredom. That’s why, when the Sun newspaper delivery guys come by my house, I will set the dog on him.
Unfortunately, my dog is a female. They probably want to recruit her, too.
I don’t know what’s happened to morality in this country. Where, oh where, is the idea of a “family newspaper?”
While I do thank the Sun for trolling the Internet and protecting me from inadvertently stumbling on taxpayer-funded filth, I simply cannot forgive them with sprinkling whore recruitment ads around our high schools and on city busses.
Enough is enough, I say. Someone should pass a law.

Friday, February 03, 2012

Freedom 55?

I’ve been struggling with this topic. It hits pretty close to home and sparks a bit of an existential crisis. In a couple of months, I turn 55.

I’m an author of 10 books, with another coming out this fall. I have a PhD — my thesis was published to great reviews in just about every newspaper in the country. Excerpts ran in Esprit de Corps, the Halifax Herald, the National Post, and the Ottawa Citizen. I’ve had academic articles published. I was invited, as a scholar of the media in the Second World War, to contribute to a collection of essays to commemorate the work of the renowned historian Terry Copp. My co-authors are among the best historians in Canada. I’ve won a whack of media awards, including a National Magazine Award. I’ve written for every big paper in Canada and most of the small ones as a freelancer.

And I’m unemployable.

As I said, I’m pushing 55. The very few jobs that open up in the news media are given to kids who work cheap and are completely pliant. In academia, young PhD grads are preferred, despite that they’re quite likely to become deadwood after they get tenure and spend 15 or 20 years teaching the same old courses.

I’m not alone. A recent survey found almost 28 percent of workers aged 45 or older felt they had been discriminated against on the basis of their age. I suspect the number of people over 50 would be even higher.

The first story I wrote for Ottawa Magazine was about Olive Dickason, a brilliant historian pushed out of her job because of her age. Dickason had been a journalist most of her career, but went back to school when she was middle-aged and earned her PhD. Her writing was fantastic. Her book, Canada’s First Nations, is probably used as a text at the University of Alberta, which fired her because she was old. It’s required reading in Native history courses everywhere else.

Dickason took her case to the Supreme Court of Canada. She spent her forced “retirement” writing and updating her books and advising students as a volunteer adjunct professor at the University of Ottawa’s History department, which had the good sense to make her feel welcome.

Now, I suppose I have no one else to blame for having spent my time learning two buggy-whip trades — journalism and academic history. But what I see in my life is becoming the norm through the workplace.

Older workers are expensive. They aren’t always pretty. There’s a misconception they can be stubborn — that they don’t understand younger people and their trends. Often, they’re older and more qualified than their potential bosses. Yet they tend to be eager, especially if they’re changing careers and are given a break.

What does that have to do with politics? We all know that governments have a tough time preventing discrimination in hiring — even for government positions. And, to be frank, fairness in hiring has never been an obvious government priority.

This is the problem: the old age pension eligibility date is about to rise to 67. Changes to the Canada Pension Plan will make it more difficult to retire early, even though often the present choice for older workers is welfare or early CPP.

So what happens to the person who loses their job at 50? Head to Walmart and get a job as a greeter? Flip burgers? Try to start a business?

I’m not griping about the proposed change to increase the OAS age to 67. I think, though, if we’re going to adapt to the new demographic reality, we need to look at the lack of value for, and the outright discrimination against, workers who are 45 and older.

I’m more than capable of supporting myself because my skills are portable and I’m adaptable. My books sell well, I have some great magazines that will run my work, and I teach the odd university course. But there are so many blue- and white-collar workers who have specialized skills that don’t translate to consulting, self-employment, freelancing, or whatever you want to call it.

And, unless that workplace mentality changes, we’re going to see an awful lot of people falling into poverty if they lose their jobs in late career, and that hardship will last even longer as the government expands that limbo period between middle-age and the arrival of the first pension cheque.